Pretzelcoatl

Bubble Guppies

Episode 16: Super Shrimptennial Celebration

Taking the blue subway to the red subway to the yellow subway to The Temple of the Golden Pretzel.  They encounter Pretzelcoatl somewhere along the way.

References:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120327135610AAb2Hzq

so. my friend was talking to me over chat and i'm not sure if he's kidding or not. anyone know? i'll copy and paste what he said to me.
"It was Friday, March 9th. I was just sitting at my computer, and then the room just suddenly felt... I don't know, different. It wasn't a bad thing, like you feel a cold draft when the door is closed, like with ghosts. But I could feel his presence. Feeling like somebody was watching me, I looked behind me, A tall, thin figure in white robes was standing in front of my window, staring at me.
You would think that turning around and finding some guy just standing there staring at you would scare the hell out of you, but I didn't feel scared at all. I didn't feel threatened by the figure. But I was curious as to why he was there. "How did you get in here?" I asked. "Are you FedEx?"
"Oh, ****" the figure said. "I didn't think you'd noticed me yet". "Is that the new slogan? Because that's not very catchy at all. Well, I suppose it's better than 'What can Brown do for you?' because that reminds everyone of pooping" I said.
"Holy ****, man, do you always talk this much? Just shut up and let me remember my lines. You know what, just turn around. Now I have to start all over.""Oookaaayy....." I said, and looked back at my computer.
I waited, and after what I guessed to be about thirty seconds, a booming voice behind me went "TURN THEE AROUND, MARCO BAHNS, AND LOOK UPON THY DESTINY!"I jumped a little at the sudden noise, but turned around and looked at the figure again. "THOU HATH LIVED IN IGNORANCE, MY CHILD!", the figure continued."THOU HATH IGNORED THE COMMANDS OF THY FATHER!"

"What father? Is this about me being an atheist?" I asked."THOU HATH GUESSED CORRECTLY, MY CHILD! HEED MY WORDS, AND TURN AWAY FROM THY LIFE OF IGNORANCE! EMBRACE THE WORD OF THY CREATOR! ACCEPT THE LAW OF PRETZELCOATL!"
"Wait, what? Pretzel-who?" I asked, my brow furrowing in confusion."Pretzelcoatl, *****! Are you telling me you've never heard of him? Haven't you been receiving his messages?" the figure asked in annoyance. "I've never heard of any Pretselcoatl, nor have I received any messages from him" I said. "Oh. My. *******. God. This is so typical!" the figure shouted. "What the Hell are you talking about?" I asked him.
So anyway, I don't want to overwhelm you with paragraphs upon paragraphs of text, so I'll just cut to the chase. The angel, who identified himself as Lavernius, told me all about how Pretzelcoatl created the Earth and humans. And thus, I became a Pastryfarian. "
-----that's what he just told me....has anyone heard of this? as a Christian this kind of scares me because i'm not sure if this is actually an 'angel ' or not, since angels definitely don't cuss. any suggestions on what i should do!?

and this.

As Paul said, it is the ancient Aztec god of salty snacks. It was often represented as a deep brown lizard bird, covered in crystals of salt and able to contort itself into its titular position, a pretzel. The Aztecs prayed to it in hopes of a good pretzel harvest the next year, and to save their children from becoming too skinny. Pretzelcoatl was not a benevolent god, however, and according to archaeological records many pretzel crops met with famine despite much prayer. Therefore, your friend seems to have a few of their facts wrong, but has the essence of Pretzelcoatl effectively explained.

This was all I could find on the internets. Pastryfarian...  hahahahhaha
Wait.  What???